if you need a laugh just pause this at any point [via]
every moment of this vine is true perfection
We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
What’s your question umbreonguy?
I rebloged bread
You told me to
I’ve done nothing but reblog bread for 3 days
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
this was the dumbest fukcing pun of my life and moment i sold my soul to this stupid show
fucking owen’s face tho
What show is it?
It had to be done.
Ok,You really did it now!
I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG
Allow me to play you the song of my people.
where can i download this
at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob
but then i noticed how long it was
and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’
^Literally my face when it hit
THANK YOU FOR THIS
AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”
SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT
AND THEN IT HAPPENED
Oh my god…..so unexpected.
Dear lord…..that drop.
Whoever made this deserves all the awards.
Cry would approve.
hIT ME DIRECTLY IN THE OVARIES
SOMEONE BETTER FIND THE FUCKING LINK TO THIS SO I CAN PLAY IT ON CHRISTMASo
mr crabs, u got some skills man
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED
this is my favorite fucking video
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BASED ON THE PREVIEW IMAGE
That is the lying-est preview image ever.
I would watch that every day
what the hell
Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
I literally moaned out when I was swallowing my drool.
I’m a little bit hungry.
i make slutty brownies with erin and mmmmmmm now i just really want some. come down here to make slutty brownies this summer, k, erin?
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from